why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead
this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job
Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety?
“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.”
I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…
I mean.
“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”
“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.”
This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future. So the next time you see artwork like this:
Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”
Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*
I love this post
Them: hey man if you jump into the water you’ll fucking drown Me: i’m all in baby
“Away with you!” I exclaimed, swinging an oar toward the unyielding siren
“Oh, but we have anything you could ever want,” she cooed. I shook my head.
“I want for nothing! There is nothing you could offer me!” The siren paused for a moment.
“Dank Memes,” she said, “The Dankest Memes you co–” Her sentence was cut short by my epic cannonball into the water.
And a page of doodles to finish off the night because I ran out of Pokemon asks again
“Do you really think this’ll work? I’ve never thrown a surprise party before.”
“It’ll work! It just has to work! If it doesn’t work then I’ll just be SO EMBARRASSED!”
“Guys guys shut up, he’s coming, he’s coming!”
“Doo dee doo, boy I sure do love being alive, doo dee doo. All right, time to open this door and–”
“SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAY!”
“…”
“Well, shit. Great job, guys. You killed Bob.”
how DARE you have me laughing this hard right before bed
whoever is calling dragonmaid a crappy anime i will punch them
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Haha well not really “crappy” I guess but I’ve heard of plenty of people who don’t like it for numerous reasons and I can see why but it’s still hilarious and cute as heck
I mean look it can go from rad as heck fight scenes to this
I’d add “rad as heck fight scene” gifs but tumblr keeps pausing them because tumblr is terrible
Tried to animate and got ungodly frustrated and dissatisfied but still managed to doodle something
“I’d just like to thank you all for coming to the Dungeons and Dragons Dragon Support Group. We’re in between another season of campaigns and I know all of you have some fantastic tales to tell, but first we have more important issues! Tonight is our five-year anniversary! And for being with us for this long, we’ve got a celebratory dinner for all of you.”
“Hey. Hey guys. Hey.”
“Oh god, Phil, don’t.”
“Don’t worry. Don’t worry, guys. I got celebratory snacks for everybody.”
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