I'm intimidated by everyone

docislegend:

them: don’t pick at it!

me, bleeding: I’m not

makeoutstation:

makeoutstation:

oh my GOD so i was talking to a buddy in psychology and then this kid came in who looked exactly like him and gave him a book he’d forgotten at home

and i went “holy shit you have a twin?!?” and he was like “yeah! his name is jason!” and i was like “????? i thought YOUR name was jason”

long story short i have one of them in my math class and another in my psychology class and i’ve developed a friendship with both of them but i thought they were the same person this entire time

remember this post? not-jason is refusing to tell me his name and everyone’s keeping it from me so i’m just calling him not-jason

princessloon:

if you tHINK im gonna rewatch this 50 episode anime with you just because you havent seen it then you are absolutely right sit down we are marathoning this.

gentlemanturtle:

h0llo:

What if identical twins share selfies like “oh you look good in that I’m gonna post it”

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pizzaforpresident:

if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die