Book: The swirling maw of the beast was filled with glowing, hooked teeth. A whirlpool of fangs, ringed by the branching eye stalks that ended in horrid obsidian orbs. It stalked forward on thin, warped limbs, each one ending in a cluster of bizarre suckers. Each step sent shudders through its gelatinous scales, rippling from its spiral head to its jointed tails…
My Mind: Hmmmm yes, I understand this perfectly. I can picture it now!
Book: Angular cheek bones accented her olive skin, giving her a-
My Mind: WHOA WHAT THE HELL IS THIS. I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON! ERROR! ERROR! WHAT IS THIS THING SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE!? USE THE EMERGENCY STICK FIGURE!
