I'm intimidated by everyone

rathianrosa:

no-mi-torta:

Detectives investigating the murder of a girl who has weird contact names for people in her phone

Detective 1: [In a gruff voice] Who were her recent calls to?

Detective 2: Her last two calls were to Pussy Monster and Pringleskin-dick.

Detective 1: Hmm, let’s pay ‘em a visit.

Christmas presents for these guys!