I'm intimidated by everyone
gryffinpoor:
“ dudemanbropants:
“ gryffinpoor:
“ thepreciousthing:
“ the-ordinary-nerd:
“ ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:
“ squad16:
“ finalellipsis:
“ bestnatesmithever:
“ What if it bites me and it dies?
”
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ,...

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

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