school make time for your interests and hobbies!

school oh btw we're going to keep you here for about 6 1/2 hours. and after that, we're going to give you hours of homework.

school eat 3 meals a day!

school you don't have time for breakfast if you want to get here on time, though. and here's lunch, it's cardboard.

school school is free!

school oh, but you have to pay for any ap classes, textbooks, folders, supplies, and materials for projects :)

school you earn the grades you get!

school what do you mean this teacher gives you bad grades because they don't like you? that's ridiculous!

school respect your teachers.

school oh, but they don't have to respect you. even if you don't know the answer they can still call you out in front of the whole class. and don't forget, if you correct them, we'll lower your grade.

school everyone is an individual!

school here's a standardized test to figure out how smart you all are.

school balance your social life and academics.

school but you also have to do homework and study for the rest of the day.

school we accept all love!

school stop kissing and hugging eachother. that's gross.

school bullying is bad!

school but our teachers won't help you if you don't say anything.

school it's okay to be out sick.

school but the teacher won't explain it to you if you were. that's /your/ fault that you were sick.

school act like adults.

school but we're going to treat you like children.