I'm intimidated by everyone

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wintercoffin:

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quoridor:

lampfaced:

shrineart:

TUMBLR CAN WE JUST TAKE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT HOW THERE IS A GIANT TERRESTRIAL HERMIT CRAB THAT EATS NUTS AND FRUITS, HAS LUNGS, GETS HUGE, AND GENERALLY DOESN’T BOTHER NOBODY?

LOOK HOW CUTE THEY ARE:

They come in different colors

They get really big

But all they wanna do is hang out on trees

And eat things like coconuts.

The coconut crab everybody.

Aren’t they just the sweetest babies?

But they are omnivores and like to eat things like carrion, other crabs, members of their own species, human remains, baby tortoises, and other small animals. But most of their diet is fruits and other plant materials.

precious darlings

jesus christ, as cute as it is, fuck that speed. i aint being chased by no big ass crabs.

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I think if I saw one of these in real life I’d let out a started screech and then be like “no, wait, it’s just a giant crab, phew.”

… Not sure what that says about me.

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