I'm intimidated by everyone
Fucking fuckers
me: (out shopping, looking all fly with my Marvel comics tote bag featuring several characters)
dude: nice bag.
me: thanks. (keeps on shopping)
dude: do you even know who all those characters are?
me: uh... yeah?
dude: ok then, who's that guy? (points at a character on the bag)
me:
me: wait, are you asking me to prove that I'm enough of a fan to carry this bag?
dude: (smirks) that's what I thought. He's called the Silver Surfer. I bet you don't even know his real name.
me: does it matter? (starts to edge away before I start punching throats)
dude: psh, you're not a real fan.
me:
me: (slowly unsheathing my Wolverine claws)
me: how many pairs of chromosomes do humans contain in their cells?
dude: uh... what?
me: explain the function of cellular mitosis?
dude:
me: what is the purpose of myelin sheath with regards to the formation of new neural pathways?
dude: what are you even talking about?
me: oh, well it seemed that you were implying that if I don't know as much about the Marvel universe as you do, then I can't possibly be considered a real fan. This is me implying that because you don't know as much about the human body as I do, you can't possibly be considered a real human being.
dude:
dude:
dude:
dude: Um, I... wow. You're right. Have a nice day. (starts to shuffle away)
me: his name is Norrin Radd.
dude: (looks extremely embarrassed)
OHHH SNAP!
Reblogged 8 years ago from byondrageart (Originally from daftpunk-delorean)
215,007 notes
Source: daftpunk-delorean
  1. thebootyofhellskitchen reblogged this from spicy-possum
  2. siren-tologist reblogged this from slavetomyheadcanon
  3. mama-bop reblogged this from writteninjade
  4. writteninjade reblogged this from gjallarfox
  5. riverecho reblogged this from gjallarfox
  6. gjallarfox reblogged this from makoredeyes
  7. valkyrieritter reblogged this from makoredeyes
  8. makoredeyes reblogged this from slavetomyheadcanon
  9. slavetomyheadcanon reblogged this from ceelyful
  10. zyxth-please-study reblogged this from sir-sing-a-lot
  11. thebi-valkyrieofvalhalla reblogged this from picturebooksmiles
  12. dreamingoftchalla reblogged this from the-lululemon
  13. the-lululemon reblogged this from glossierangel
  14. impulsenoble reblogged this from kink-for-tink
  15. frustratdwife reblogged this from kink-for-tink
  16. lilacs-and-whiskey reblogged this from dinodaddy
  17. daftpunk-delorean posted this