Messaging someone:
Them *Doesn't reply*
Me I regret this.
Me I regret everything.
Me I regret my whole life.
Me I regret every tiny atom from every star from every corner of the galaxy that crash-landed on this earth and created the prehistoric aquatic organism that was my first multicellular ancestor.
Them *Replies*
Me I will use this second chance in life that I've been granted to become a new and better person, for the good of humanity.