Messaging someone:

Them *Doesn't reply*

Me I regret this.

Me I regret everything.

Me I regret my whole life.

Me I regret every tiny atom from every star from every corner of the galaxy that crash-landed on this earth and created the prehistoric aquatic organism that was my first multicellular ancestor.

Them *Replies*

Me I will use this second chance in life that I've been granted to become a new and better person, for the good of humanity.