snakelet

this is 911 state your emergency

whatisagorman

YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

shadow-pop

911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

idcsam

YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

mcsprankles

911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

alltailnolegs

MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

sweet-bitsy

Signal boost

fireskink

YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

mortisreptus

TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

bowrll


911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

hootaloo

yes 911 hello all these people are crazy