snakelet

this is 911 state your emergency

whatisagorman

YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

shadow-pop

911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

idcsam

YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

mcsprankles

911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

alltailnolegs

MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.