Anonymous
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Show your face and I will unabashedly punch my dick in a masturbatory manner until I need to be sent to the hospital. This statement is in no way creepy and I will become defensive and upset if you call me on my shit for being a creeper. Insert appropriate sarcastic emoji here.

Okay I had to read that twice to make sure it was sarcastic

and reading it a third time I'm just laughing so hardanonask