I'm intimidated by everyone
Show your face and I will unabashedly punch my dick in a masturbatory manner until I need to be sent to the hospital. This statement is in no way creepy and I will become defensive and upset if you call me on my shit for being a creeper. Insert appropriate sarcastic emoji here.
Anonymous

Okay I had to read that twice to make sure it was sarcastic

  1. arborix posted this