This was passed on to me today and I’m officially making it the family heirloom.
Family heirloom squad
Can you please get off my dash you doppelgänger.
I’LL SEE YOU IN HECK
STOP BITING MY CARDS YOU HEATHENS
EXCUSE YOU?? WE ARE BITING NOTHING
can you please STOP YELLING I’M TRYING TO READ
FOOLISH HUMAN, WE DO NOT REQUIRE STRATEGY GUIDES aka I have one for the first Doom and I can’t freaking find it ANYWHERE AGH