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Madoka: Oh good a boring drive down Candy Coated Moe avenue and. What? Did we take a wrong turn? We seem to have ended up on the corner of Existentialist Horror street, and Nihilist Philosophy road.

Evangelion: Let’s play track the creator’s decent into madness with gratuitous Christian symbolism!

Kill La Kill: School is indoctrinating you and the fashion industry hates you.

Gurren Lagen: Make it bigger.

FLCL: There’s a plot I swear.

Kekkai Sensen: Cthulhu’s vacation to New York, also Satan likes Mozart.

Fullmetal Alchemist: Brigadier General Hughs will make you cry.

Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood: Brigadier General Hughs will make you cry 2: the Movie

Baccano!: 1939 East Coast U.S. Immortals, gangsters, and Immortal gangsters. Also Isaac and Miria are too precious for this world.

Durarara: The story of Ikebukuro as told through the stories of it’s inhabitants. Also, Izaya’s a dick.

Tokyo Ghoul: Non-consensual surgery makes you a cannibal.

Soul Eater: Are the leads dating yet? Be nice to Crona. Black Star that’s a bad idea and you should not- oh okay, doing it anyway.