Detectives investigating the murder of a girl who has weird contact names for people in her phone
Detective 1: [In a gruff voice] Who were her recent calls to?
Detective 2: Her last two calls were to Pussy Monster and Pringleskin-dick.
Detective 1: Hmm, let’s pay ‘em a visit.
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