mishmashofthings tastefullyoffensive Lies Parents Tell Their Kids (photos via imgur)Previously: Mind-Blowing Shower Thoughts Source: tastefullyoffensive During naps my mom told me that if I didn't go to sleep giant yellow spiders would come out from under the bed and bite meand to not open the sugar packet tin or else I'd let the fairies outalso that blood would shoot out of my eye unless I washed the sunscreen out of itah good times