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Lies Parents Tell Their Kids (photos via imgur)

Previously: Mind-Blowing Shower Thoughts

Reblogged 5 years ago from mishmashofthings (Originally from tastefullyoffensive)
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Tagged: During naps my mom told me that if I didn't go to sleep giant yellow spiders would come out from under the bed and bite me, and to not open the sugar packet tin or else I'd let the fairies out, also that blood would shoot out of my eye unless I washed the sunscreen out of it, ah good times, .
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