death-limes:

rhymewithrachel:

Here’s a few notable people i have encountered at my job at an amusement park

-very drunk man who tried to light a cop car on fire with a bic lighter. Gave me thumbs up while being arrested

-at least 30 attack on titan cosplayers

-a pluto activist (the most boring conversation i have ever had)

-a pleasant group of furries. One bought me a soda.

-middle-aged couple with matching ‘stop obama’ shirts who angrily lectured me on why i should vote republican. (i’m a 17yo Canadian girl)

-shawn mendez

-intoxicated group of australian tourists that had me sing the canadian national anthem with them

-intoxicated group of indian tourists that tried to convince me one of them was the guy from life of pi 

-a man who wasn’t kanye west but i thought it was

-a lovely elderly woman who told me her favourite food was pussy

-large group of attractive arab men who didn’t speak a lick of english but sang ‘let it go’ with me

-a man in a straight-jacket who played ring toss with his mouth

-suburban dad in his late 40’s who covered his daughters’ ears and asked if i wanted to go for a drink

-child on a leash (no parent)

-a very intimidating gang who offered me drugs and, when i politely declined, had a lengthy conversation about death note with me

-adam sandler

what the hell is your job